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Keeping the clown population down, one day at a time. Chuck us your tips about clown sightings and we'll jump on it and unclown them ASAP> like probably the next day. 3 days max. Clown Killers. We Kill Clowns.

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Hello sailor. Got a spicy one for us? Drop us a line to wekillclowns@gmail.com or submit a cheeky message below. We legit go thru every single one, so don't worry fam. You will be heard. A clown keeper's promise.

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